Pirate party thread

kk, this is the thread where pirates party, we attack navies who enter (in groups with overpoweredness because here we own ) they may come here and party if they suck up enough to make any freeloader envious
and I except random merryness from everyone, and by the time this thread is closed I want many tales that I can spread and laugh about
No Fighting here, picking fights is allowed but go to another thread for the actuall combat (attacking navies excluded ). No "my DF is better than urs" talking, because mine owns anyway :p. have fun!
KANPAI!!!!!!
*starts to drink bottles (yes bottles) of whisky*
anyone! sing a merry song

ask the serving maid to dance, gets b*tchslapped in response, and I laugh all the harder
have fun!
*drinks another bottle of whisky* dont worry guys, I can take it

*walks in*
Yo captain whts up

*starts drinking wildly*
ooh I feel it comin.......

Si, here it is
*Starts wobling on his feet*


*glares at the barkeeps daughter*

Hola chica
Me gusta big boobs

*Walks over to the girl*

Hey baby I know I just met you but just by looking at you you gave me more orgasms then I had my whole life

wanna go to the back
*slaps on her ass*

*the girl slapps butters hardf and points to her grandmother for ur entertainment *

hehe, I liked ur spannish or what ever it was
ahh
CHEERS MATE!!

*looks at granny*

*looks at botle of rum*
*Chugs rum*

*walks up to granny*
Hola Chica you are the one I wante dall allong


spannish gets u the most babes

ROFL!!!
OMG! falls down from chair laughing
thats the spirit, show her what u got ill laugh if u get rejected by her grandma

*something that feels like pat on the nuts gets me out of my buzz making me think I worked my magic*



*looks down at nutz*
damnit there is a heel stuck in em

*Im starting to realize this hurts*

Ooooohh no pls noooooo

*feels nuts 1....2...3*
Phew there all still there



Maybe time for a more pirate like aproach and take em against there will

LMAO!!
ohh, u should write comics
*goes over to the paino, pukes into it and strats to play*
its all about the grease u know :p

lolololol


Lets make some music
Ill be the singer

Any requests?
no?

Okay then we'll sing: Cher - Believe

no, why dont we sing what should we do with the drunken sailor
or binks sake

What should we do with Bink's Sake it is

So where are the strippers to dance to our music?

commin right now
*whistles and a group of fat ladies come in with ONE hot chick among them*
I call the hot chick

*walks over to her*
Hi fine lady, what u doin this evenin?
*she stomps on my foot and walks away, doing what strippers do*
I am gonna take that off her fee

*she walks up to me and strokes my nutz*

Get away from me skinny chick



*I walk up to the fat ones and start bumpin and grindin to this song*

LOL
skinny chicks for the lose I see
*glares at the skinny chick and considers asking a fat one to dance, then I remember what my father used to say*
"I rolled over twice, but I was still on top of the fat b*tch "
dont go down that path

your father was wise
But I am drunk so gimme more meat to love

*slaps fat chick butts*